{"id":464,"date":"2022-06-01T05:23:33","date_gmt":"2022-06-01T05:23:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pixelnovae.com\/?p=464"},"modified":"2022-06-01T05:23:35","modified_gmt":"2022-06-01T05:23:35","slug":"the-haunting-memories-of-lost-love-may-i-lights-our-eyes-met-across-the-crowded-hat-store-i-a-customer-and-she-a-coquettish-haberdasher-oh-i-pursued-and-she-withdrew-then-she-pursued-and-i-wi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pixelnovae.com\/?p=464","title":{"rendered":"The haunting memories of lost love. May I? Lights? Our eyes met across the crowded hat store. I, a customer, and she a coquettish haberdasher. Oh, I pursued and she withdrew, then she pursued and I withdrew, and so we danced. I burned for her, much like the burning during urination that I would experience soon afterwards."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Cosmo_Kramer\" target=\"_blank\">Cosmo Kramer<\/a>, played by <a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Michael_Richards\" target=\"_blank\">Michael Richards<\/a>, eloquently describing gonorrhea \ud83d\ude02 in the <a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Seinfeld\" target=\"_blank\">Seinfield<\/a> episode (aptly named), <a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/The_Burning_(Seinfeld)\" target=\"_blank\">&#8220;The Burning&#8221; (S9 E16)<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator is-style-dots\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p>I mean&#8230; where to begin?&#8230; except just LOL on the ridiculousness of this entire episode. As with many of the great episodes in this show, The Burning is great writing coming together to tell an almost impossible story in real life. I say almost because I am sure aspects of it exist, but way the writers congeal all the ideas and characters&#8230; is simply great. One of the best comedies of all time. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-4-3 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Seinfeld: Kramer - Gonorrhea!\" width=\"833\" height=\"625\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/wLRlbsBJhio?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cosmo Kramer, played by Michael Richards, eloquently describing gonorrhea \ud83d\ude02 in the Seinfield episode (aptly named), &#8220;The Burning&#8221; (S9 E16) I mean&#8230; where to begin?&#8230; except just LOL on the ridiculousness of this entire episode. As with many of the great episodes in this show, The Burning is great writing coming together to tell an &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/pixelnovae.com\/?p=464\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">The haunting memories of lost love. May I? Lights? Our eyes met across the crowded hat store. I, a customer, and she a coquettish haberdasher. Oh, I pursued and she withdrew, then she pursued and I withdrew, and so we danced. I burned for her, much like the burning during urination that I would experience soon afterwards.<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pixelnovae.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/464"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pixelnovae.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pixelnovae.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pixelnovae.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pixelnovae.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=464"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/pixelnovae.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/464\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":466,"href":"https:\/\/pixelnovae.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/464\/revisions\/466"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pixelnovae.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=464"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pixelnovae.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=464"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pixelnovae.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=464"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}